【灌水】每天一笑话

schedule发表于 2013-11-25 13:39:00 visibility查看 349 chat_bubble回复 5

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带儿子去游乐园，儿子玩累了，要吃米线，我给他买了一碗，儿子开始吃，我感觉有点渴，对儿子说：“爸爸喝口汤。 ”儿子很乖把碗推给我，我正要喝汤，儿子把筷子递给我。顿时心里那个感动呀，对儿子说：爸爸不饿，就喝口汤。儿子说：筷子是给你挡米线的，你喝汤会把我米线也吸到嘴里的。这熊孩子。。。。。。

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星宇

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2013-11-25 13:47:00 沙发

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2013-11-25 13:48:00 板凳

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