1.这是为什么呢？
谷歌版:this is why?
山寨版:this is why what?
学院版:why is this?

2.准备好了么？music!
谷歌版:re
ady for it? music!
山寨版:ready well le-ma? 谬贼！
学院版:are you ready?音乐！

3.不要……不要……停……不要停，pia,pia地。

谷歌版:not to stop...not to not to stop pia,pia to.
山寨版:no want-no want-stop-no want stop,屁啊屁啊滴.
学院版:don‘t,don‘t...st
op,don‘t stop,啪啪地.

4.我的中文名字叫小沈阳，英文名字叫xiao shenyang!
谷歌版:i called the chinese small shenyang.my english
is called xiao shenyang!
山寨版:my chinese name called little shen sun.my english name called肖、申、样儿！
学院版:my chinese
name is小沈阳，my english name is xiao shenyang!!